Here is a collection of full forms of some corporates....in lighter vein....
We can add to the list by being a bit creative ....
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technicians Enroute to Kabaadkhana
21.PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques , No Increments
22 DLF : Dead Lock Funds
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Some of these are very good....adding some of my knowledge.
ReplyDeleteADIDAS - After Dinner I Did A Shit.
GSK - Gadho Sharam Karo.
PPL - Please Project Lao.
FIAT - Failure In Automotive Technology.
GIRL - Ghost In Real Life.
GPS - Girlfriend Positioning System.
MAC - Machine Always Crashes.
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.
NASA - Not All Shuttles Arrive.
PHD - Permanent Head Damage.
RIP - Rest In Piece.
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are excellent ones... could not stop laughing!!!!!
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